GTA Protocol

Generative Tangible Assets

The GTA Protocol

CLUB BADAGAPE

1. PAYMENT GAPECCEPTANCE

-Club Badagape will accept GTA as a form of payment for services, goods, membership fees, brothel access, illegal cock fighting, black market organ trading, catalytic converter exchanges and obviously drugs (like meth)

2. EXCLUSIVE GAPESPERIENCES

-Club Badagape will offer exclusive experiences, like VIP (raygun assisted) Adderal boofing rooms and anual special events. Wager on our infamous Intellectually Disabaled Parkour competition or partake in our upcoming “Boof and Quidditch” match. These can only be accessed by holding or using the GTA token.

3. The GAPE Program

-The GAPE program consists of participating in a high risk-

low reward social experiment where members become so intoxicated or sleep deprived that they engage in embarrassing tasks unwillingly and humiliate themselves publicly. Some examples include losing a union job, wives showing up to the club looking for them, beating up a strippers due to cocain rage, in-house gun fights, losing custody of their children, gambling their 401k, public indecency, warrants issued, etc. Members will receive a monetary reward, which increases in value based on the level of degeneracy.

4. GAPENIZED OWNERSHIP

-At Badagape, we highly encourage our members to completely drain their life savings, max out credit cards, apply for reverse mortgages and take out life insurance policies on loved ones so they can afford to buy shares of our company. The risk is high and also 1000% worth it. It is financial advice.

5. DECENTRALIZED GAPERNANCE

-Club Badagape will utilize decentralized governance models, enabling cryptocurrency holders to vote on decisions like club gaperations or events. None of this will matter and we will not actually take any voters seriously. We do not care.

6. GAPENYMITY

-GTA can offer a level of anonymity for customers. Say goodbye to your estranged wife continuously criticizing you for the 1 hour Ass Blast Special that keeps popping up on your credit card statements.

7. Digital Gapessets

-BADAGAPE will create and sell digital assets, like NFTs (non-gapeable tokens), representing exclusive content or experiences. Now you can have a meaningless, pixilated AI generated photo of your favorite Badagape stripper, Destiny. You can pretend she loves you and you can edge to her endlessly at your office job.

By integrating the GTA Protocol, strip clubs can increase their utility, drive adoption, and create a new revenue stream.

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Community

Edge longer with the COMMUNAL FLESHLIGHT

DRONE

Watch in awe of our soaring communal fleshlight drone. This device was made personally by our lead CEO Jerome Smith using the latest quantum physical sciences and alchemy.

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Open Your Bussy

Although, we are an extremist anti-LGBT communist organization (due to the AIDS pandemic) WE DO NOT DISCRIMINATE. Our highly specialized scientists have discovered a new way to remain all inclusive at CLUB BADAGAPE. We are now featuring the GAPE ROTATER!

By pressing the High-Speed Rotation button via remote, the GAPE ROTATER will spin automatically at certain height. No need to hold the direction throttle all the time now.

Using the certified waist strap, made from a highly flexible metal created by NASA, the GAPE ROTATER can flip you around in multiple directions at once while ensuring your safety and also protecting our other members from AIDS.

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Meet OUR CREATORS

Jerome Smith

First ever African American Harvard law graduate. Specializes in quantum physics. Creator of the GTA protocol.

Bernard Joo

Specialized HR manager. Advocates for CEO rights.

Jimothy Jones

Round the clock Badagape Surgeon. Dr. Jones performs life saving surgeries at all hours.

Explore your fantasies without limitations.

It’s all in the details: The GTA Protocol gives you a new perspective on life. As previously stated, this is a high risk- low reward system. The chances of disease, incarceration and even death are greatly increased by becoming a member.

Bobert Boberson

I feel so violated. If I could give less than one star I would. Unfortunately the website is rigged and only allows 5 stars. After visiting this hell hole, I acquired a staff infection.

Beyoncé

WOW this place is amazing. My abusive alcoholic husband hasn’t been home in months. I don’t know if he’s dead, being held hostage or having such a great time that he doesn’t want to leave. Either way, my house is so much more peaceful.